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Hut Joke 1 (good fast party wind up
material)
One day three men were tramping through the bush
when they came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had
no idea of how to do it.
The first man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this
river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and so he was able to swim across the river
in two hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength
and ability to cross this river."
Poof ! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God
saying, "Please God, give me the strength, ability, and intelligence to cross this
river."
Poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, then walked downstream a couple
of hundred yards and crossed the bridge.
Here is a wee joke from Bruce -
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping
trip. After a good
meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to
sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn
is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a
quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful
and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect
that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you twit. It tells me that someone
has stolen our tent."
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